var howMany = 21
var quote = new Array(howMany+1)
quote[0]="You have to have a sense of humor about life and enjoy it, and you have to continue to, like, expand and grow or else you’re gonna be out of whack with the universe.
David Johansen"
quote[1]="Lord I beg to be excused,I can’t wear no pointy-toed shoes.
Ma Rainey"
quote[2]="A Stray Sod is an enchanted clump of grass. When one steps on the clump, it triggers a magic spell and under the influence of this spell, all the familiar landmarks have disappeared. The road you walked upon is suddenly gone and no matter how hard you look, it can not be seen again. In other cases, a traveler can suddenly notice that he is walking in a completely different direction, and no matter which way he turns, he cannot find the right direction again. The spell can be lifted by wearing the clothes inside out (a well tested method).
Encyclopedia Mythica"
quote[3]="Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
Benjamin Franklin"
quote[4]="All things change when we change ourselves.
Syd Straw"
quote[5]="If he stumbles on the street, he is apt to curse the stone.
Theophrastus"
quote[6]="Is gravity what it was, Willie, I fancy not. Yes, the feeling more and more that if I were not held - in this way - I would simply float up into the blue. And that perhaps some day the earth will yield and let me go, the pull is so great, yes, crack all round me and let me out. Don't you ever have that feeling, Willie, of being sucked up? Don't you have to cling on sometimes, Willie?
Samuel Beckett"
quote[7]="I will not argue the matter: Time wastes too fast: every letter I trace tells me with what rapidity Life follows my pen; the days and hours of it, more precious, my dear Jenny! than the rubies about thy neck, are flying over our heads like light clouds of a windy day, never to return more-every thing presses on-whilst thou are twisting that lock,-see! it grows grey; and every time I kiss thy hand to bid adieu, and every absence that follows it, are preludes to that eternal separation which we are shortly to make. Heaven have mercy upon us both!
Laurence Sterne"
quote[8]="Baby don't you let your dog bite me.
Fats Domino"
quote[9]="You must be proud, bold, pleasant, resolute,
And now and then stab, as occasion serves.
Christopher Marlowe"
quote[10]="I have no gun, but I can spit.
W.H. Auden"
quote[11]="Daisy, it's the new me!
Donald Duck"
quote[12]="I am malicious because I am miserable.
Frankenstein"
quote[13]="A wise son makes a glad father.
Fortune Cookie"
quote[14]="And you know you'll only go home in a taxi in disgrace.
Jazz Butcher"
quote[15]="The only thing is that some evil enchanter must be envious of me, since all things that give me pleasure he at once changes into shapes that are not their own.
Don Quixote"
quote[16]="If your Lordship would be so kind as to give me ever so small a bit of the sky, even a mile would do, and I would rather have it than the best isle in the world.
Sancho Panza"
quote[17]="But this much I know: that if all of mankind should assemble, for market, their own vicious deeds, wanting to barter them for those of their neighbors, on close inspection of those neighbors' ill acts they would be glad enough to take back home again their own, which they had brought with them.
Herodotus"
quote[18]="An aged man is but a paltry thing,
A tattered coat upon a stick, unless
Soul clap its hands and sing, and louder sing
For every tatter in its mortal dress...
W.B. Yeats"
quote[19]="Man is what he believes.
Anton Checkhov"
quote[20]="When your case has no merit, abuse your opponent.
Cicero"
quote[21]="How finely we argue upon mistaken facts.
Laurance Sterne"
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}
return randscript
}
quo = rndnumber()
quox = quote[quo]
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